Hey,

Uh, a joke to break the ice maybe?...

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

However cruel to that poor dog that man is, well, it's just cruel. It's surprising how many cruel animal jokes there are. Another Example,

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in the blender.

Rather crude don't ya think.

Got any good jokes? Send a comment via. the front page tool thingy, and i'll post it, or you can leave a comment here, whatever. ;)

Lukas